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Elizabeth/21/Welcome to my Nightmare.

chris evans with a beard is the type of guy to take you out drinking and take you home and fuck you until you cannot walk

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chris evans without a beard is the type of guy to bring you flowers and coffee before work and tell you a joke while making love

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Andrew Garfield being a precious little thing (1/5)

typegsir:

shhhhhhhhhhhhhh* just hit this blunt and have sex with me

its-immortalitymy—darlings:

What are some good horror movies???

laneibear:

Ermahgerd!!

He’s all like “bitch…ugh”

laneibear:

Ermahgerd!!

He’s all like “bitch…ugh”

two-in-times-of-peace:

laughter-everyday:

acklesalecki:

tricksterswings:

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS TERRIBLE SHE IS WASTING PERFECTLY GOOD FUCKING DORITOS SHES WASTING THESE DELICIOUS GODSENT CREATIONS SHES PROBABLY NOT EVEN GONNA EAT THEM SHES BATHING IN THEM I SAY WE FEAST ON HER NACHO FLAVORED FLESH FOR BETRAYING THE HOLY DORITO

are you kidding i’m more concerned about how she’s going to get the goddamn dorito dust out of all her nooks and crannies like come on you can’t touch one without getting it on you how the hell is she going to get that out of her skiddlyboop

skiddlyboop

That was enough for me to change my mind about not reblogging this

two-in-times-of-peace:

laughter-everyday:

acklesalecki:

tricksterswings:

NO YOU DONT UNDERSTAND THIS IS DISGUSTING THIS IS TERRIBLE SHE IS WASTING PERFECTLY GOOD FUCKING DORITOS SHES WASTING THESE DELICIOUS GODSENT CREATIONS SHES PROBABLY NOT EVEN GONNA EAT THEM SHES BATHING IN THEM I SAY WE FEAST ON HER NACHO FLAVORED FLESH FOR BETRAYING THE HOLY DORITO

are you kidding i’m more concerned about how she’s going to get the goddamn dorito dust out of all her nooks and crannies like come on you can’t touch one without getting it on you how the hell is she going to get that out of her skiddlyboop

skiddlyboop

That was enough for me to change my mind about not reblogging this

It’s a filthy goddamn horror show.